Boop Boop Smiley Face T-Shirt | Cute Food Face Graphic Tee
Light Pink / S
£15.00
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Boop Boop Smiley Face T-Shirt | Cute Food Face Graphic Tee
£15.00
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The Vibration
This is not just a t-shirt; it is a physical echo of the Mushroom Delta. Featuring a round, smiling face assembled from the very fabric of the Cosmic Delicatessen counter tomato eyes for vision, leafy eyebrows for expression, and a nose that understands the space between boops. It carries the official “BOOP BOOP” anchor, calibrated to trigger 51% positivity in anyone who observes it.
It feels like a warm kitchen memory from Quadrant 4: laughter at the breakfast table, someone polishing the sausage of existence, and the childlike release of making a goofy face from what’s on hand. This garment slips easily into your daytime reality—layered under a jacket for tactical absurdity or worn alone to signal your status as a Boopage Knight Templar.
Mammal Comfort & Calibration
Lightweight and breathable, the fabric is designed to keep its mass while you surf reality. The neutral white background—the "silent mass"—lets the food-face artwork pop. Whether you are feeding the chickens, sweeping the chimney, or enjoying a lazy weekend in Barnsley, this tee ensures you carry a grin (and a vibration) with you.
Pro Features (The Math of Many)
- 100% Cotton Soul: Medium-weight (180 g/m²) fabric for breathable, durable wear across all 25 hours of the day.
- Tubular Knit Geometry: No side seams. A smooth, waste-reducing silhouette that respects the zero and the one.
- Magic Elevator Reinforcement: Ribbed collar and shoulder tape for long-lasting shape, even when the elevator drops too fast.
- Quantum Printing: A combination of DTF and DTG printing for crisp, detailed graphics that won't disperse like a nightmare.
- Manifesto Approved: Tear-away label and OEKO-TEX certified materials. EU 2-year warranty (valid Sumtimes).
Navigation (Care Instructions)
- Poco a Poco Wash: Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F).
- Low-Heat Spin: Tumble dry on low. Do not get too mesmerized by the rotation.
- Humble Release: Do not iron. Do not dry clean.
- Chlorine Rule: Non-chlorine bleach only, as needed, to maintain 51% brightness.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Details
This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.
Shipping & Returns
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We are committed to ensuring a positive shopping experience for all our customers. If for any reason you wish to return an item, we invite you to reach out to our team for assistance, and we will evaluate every return request with care and consideration.
