Boop Heart Tee — "TIME = FORCE x WILL" Graphic T‑Shirt Original Stanley Bostwick

The Universal Equation Tee (Original Stanley Bostwick)

Forget quantum mechanics and string theory. The only math you actually need to navigate the Mushroom Delta Galaxy is printed right here on your chest: TIME = FORCE × WILL ^ (DESIRE sqd).

An official Stanley Bostwick original, this tee displays the fundamental physics of the Boop. It is the exact calculation required to surf the waves of existence, balance your positive and negative charges, and ultimately figure out How 2ba complete Twat, 1 boop at a time. Whether you're brewing boop juice, staring into the space between boops (also known as reality), or just trying to get through a Munday, this shirt does the heavy cosmic lifting for you. Printed in stark, undeniable contrast, it's a walking philosophical statement for mammals who understand that everything is only possible Sumtimes.

Product Features

• The Master Formula: Features the original Stanley Bostwick / Brian Brown equation in crisp, high-fidelity print.
• Premium Comfort: Spun from impossibly soft, durable cotton to keep your physical mass comfortable while your spirit boops around the universe.
• Classic Fit: A relaxed, easy fit that gives you plenty of room to vibrate at exactly 51% positivity.
• Built for Reality: Double-needle stitching and a seamless collar because the only stable constant should be the quality of your shirt (Sumtimes).

Care Instructions

• Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F).
• Wash inside-out to protect the mathematics.
• Do not bleach.
• Tumble dry: low heat (or leave it outside to sleep on the lawn with your emotional baggage).