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Extreme Joy 4 the Whole Family: The Sensory Grounding Tool

PACK OF FOUR!

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Welcome 2 the Universal Boop Zone. If ur reading this, u r already vibrating at 51% positivity. A huge hit with 4 Captain Stanley’s younger fans with ADHD, autism, and developmental divergence, these plates r not just "tableware"—they r navigation tools 4 the Mushroom Delta.

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Why the Boop Face brings Extreme Joy!

Everything around us is formed from groups of boops. Most kids' stuff is flat, boring, and dead, but this is peak Quadrant 4 energy guaranteed 2 bring a smile 2 every twit in the family.

• The Plate-on-Plate Inception: We kept the original ceramic plate in the picture. It’s a literal relationship. The natural shadows of the croissant-hat and the bean-teeth help an autistic or ADHD brain distinguish between the "echo" of the food and the solid mass. It’s visual grounding 4 mammals who fink in 3D.

• Childlike Grounding: For those who see the world with humble humility, this makes sense. It’s a literal companion for the all-u-can-eat buffet called life. It helps u focus on the moment—which is where the boop lives.

• ADHD Friendly: The "vibrating" food face gives the mind sumthing 2 observe and laugh with, turning a stressful Munday dinner into a childlike adventure in the magic elevator.

Built 4 Reality (Sumtimes)

Because there r no stable constants, only Sumtimes, we built these 2 survive the moments when life gets a bit "trollied".

• Virtually Unbreakable: Crafted from antibacterial, shatterproof plastic. It’s designed 2 handle a heavy bounce or a nuclear warhead on Bacup without breaking the union of Life and Death.

• Inclusive 4 All: Whether u r neurodivergent like me or just a complete sausage like me, these plates r 4 u. They provide tactile feedback and high-vibration visual stimulation.

• Mammal Safe: Fully BPA-free. Safe 4 mammals of all ages (but remember, u r NOT a fish).

• Sensory Heft: At 160g, it has enuff weight 2 let u know it's there. It's a boop pattern u can actually feel.

At a Glance

• Boop Zone: 19 cm diameter—the perfect space 2 observe the self.

• 51% Positivity: Reproduced in HD full-colour print 2 keep the vibration high.

• Sustainably Handmade: Crafted in the UK (Park Royal, not Bacup).

• God-Approved Standards: Meets all the legal fings (CPSIA, EC 1935/2004) 2 keep the 12 tribes of gods happy.

Care & Humility

To maintain your high-definition effect and keep the joy flowing, hand wash only. Don't stick it in the dishwasher—that repetition is just mechanical masturbashun and it's far 2 loud 4 a sensory-friendly home anyway. Humble release followed by humble acceptance leads 2 a plate that lasts 4 eternity.

Boop booooop. Fankyou.

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