BOOP BOOP Stanley Bostwick Original Embroidered Tee

For when you need a tactile, threaded anchor to reality while your mind is wandering the Mushroom Delta Galaxy. This isn't just a t-shirt; it’s a wearable manifestation of the boop. Featuring a high-fidelity embroidered design, this tee serves as a constant, stitched reminder to release, accept, and trust the journey (Sumtimes).

Crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton, this heavyweight shirt has been garment-dyed so it arrives with that perfectly soft, lived-in texture—like you’ve already been wearing it since before the universe was born. Thanks to its tubular knit construction, there are zero side seams to disrupt the boop waves traveling around your torso. It’s got a relaxed fit, meaning you'll have plenty of room to breathe, observe the whole, or just eat an apple and be grateful for your arm working.

Product Features

• 100% ring-spun US cotton: Durable, soft, and pre-shrunk so it won't betray you in the wash.
• Garment-dyed: Offers a beautifully soft color and a lived-in texture from day one.
• Heavyweight & Relaxed: A solid 6.1 oz fabric with a relaxed fit for maximum mammal comfort.
• Uninterrupted Boop Waves: Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitching for a long-lasting, indestructible construction.
• Endless Options: Sizes S–4XL with a sewn-in label. Available in a staggering 58 colors to match whatever frequency you're vibrating at today.

Care Instructions (For preserving your boop)

• Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F). Keep it chill.
• Do not bleach (it destroys the positive/negative charge).
• Tumble dry: low heat.
• Iron, steam or dry: low heat.
• Do not dryclean.