BOOP JUICE BOTTLE

A Vessel 4 your Boop Juice

Boop booop. Lets make this clear from the outset, u can't hydrate the werld if u r thirsty. Boooop booooop.

What is this vessel? i hear u booop, boop booooop. It is a tool 2 help u juggle your resources in the all u can eat buffet called life. U will need sex, food, shelter, and boop juice, everything will b possible Sumtimes. This slim cylinder of solid mass (an illusion, but a very handy one) is covered in active boop waves grouping in patterns, and bold werds 2 remind u of your relationship with the whole.

Take it 2 the gym, take it on your commute, or just sit on the lawn with it and 4get about your emotional baggage. It will safely hold your liquids while u boop your way through situations, adapting your state of mind, swinging between 49% and 51%. Thankyou. bop.

FINGS U CAN LEARN AND USE AS NAVIGATION TOOLS

• The Illusion of Mass: Made from durable Eastman Tritan™. It is lightweight and impact-resistant, capable of surviving gravity and your own childish clumsiness. Sumtimes.
• The Magik Lid: Twist-on and spill-resistant. A doorway u can open with humility, and close with humble grattitude. fankyou.
• Visual Echos: Bright, high-resolution printing of original Stanley Bostwick art. The colors will not fade, unless u do.
• The Loop: It has an integrated hand loop, so u can hold onto it wisely, or swing it like a spinning ying/yang marble of energy.

CLEANING; An opportunity 2 b gratefull and b comfortable with one self. Suntimes. boop booooooop. Hand wash only. Do not put this in a mechanical monkey machine. Wash it with your own 2 hands, warm water, and humble acceptance.